Hopefully some of you have been following my series, The World According to AdWords. I’ve tackled gadgets and social networking sites thus far; I thought I’d go for a change this time around and look back to the good old days of college. Let me know if you agree with my 95-characters-or-less thoughts on some college majors:
| Majored In Sociology? |
| Like Most of College, It Seemed |
| Like A Good Idea At The Time. |
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| Philosophy Degree A Must |
| Is a Line You Rarely To Never See |
| In An Employer’s Want Ad. |
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| Physics Major |
| Perfect For Anyone Who Always Wants |
| To Be Left Alone At Parties. |
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| The Kinesiology Major |
| For Those Who Aspire To Count |
| 9 Year-Olds’ Laps Around A Track. |
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| Why Major In English? |
| Don’t You Already Speak It? Do |
| You Find Shakespeare Very Useful? |
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| Criminal Justice |
| Aspire to Enforce The Law, Then Get |
| Your 19 Year-Old Self Super Drunk. |
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| Classical Studies |
| Because Learning Languages No One |
| Speaks Seems Incredibly Practical. |
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Any majors you would have added? Hit me up with “ad copy.” And suggestions for future editions of the series are welcomed as always!
- Jaime Sikora, Production Manager
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